{"id":6,"date":"2007-03-07T12:11:35","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T17:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www2.ber10thal.com:8000\/blog\/?p=4"},"modified":"2007-03-07T12:11:35","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T17:11:35","slug":"my-face-is-not-a-block-of-wood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/my-face-is-not-a-block-of-wood\/","title":{"rendered":"My face is not a block of wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www2.ber10thal.com:8000\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/phone.jpg\" class=\"alignleft\" height=\"120\" width=\"180\" \/>So, why is my cordless phone designed like a 2&#215;4?  These type of flat phones are probably easy to built but, don&#8217;t sit in a comfortable way against a humans face.\u00a0 Remember the humans?, those funny creatures that use your products?\u00a0 Anyway, do you remember the old black Bell phones?<br \/>\nThey were so comfortable to use; they sat comfortablly against your ear and chin, and had the grip away from your cheek.\u00a0 Why are we ignoring our senses?  The senses that says, &#8220;a cordless phone shaped like a piece of oak is not comfortable against a curved human face.&#8221;   Not only is this design uncomfortable, but it sits against our skin, collects dirt, oils, and breeds bacteria.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, why is my cordless phone designed like a 2&#215;4? These type of flat phones are probably easy to built but, don&#8217;t sit in a comfortable way against a humans face.\u00a0 Remember the humans?, those funny creatures that use your products?\u00a0 Anyway, do you remember the old black Bell phones? They were so comfortable to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/my-face-is-not-a-block-of-wood\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My face is not a block of wood<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ber10thal.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}